posted by Tim Austin at
2:31 PM
When i own a house, i will have a toilet that flushes with just one push. I hate it when you have to hold the handle down. I hate that. I would love to be a stand up comedian. I Love awkward situations. I think that i would hate to date a girl who was a princess for disney world. I think she would have a complex. I have been to Portugal, Paris, and Africa. I fell in love with the people in Africa. I wish that every time i walked into or out of a room, i had entrance music. Yes, like WWE wrestlers. I like Corndogs. I've had three knee surgeries. I love to sit down and watch a chick flick. I am a strawberry jelly kind of guy. I have a burning desire for the church. I am very content to be by myself. I would love to be major leauge baseball coach. I love people. I will only marry a girl that also thinks that its important to have the toilet paper on top of and in front. not behind and under. i also think that a living room isnt complete until you have a coffee table to put your feet on. Every single time i go grocery shopping i fill my bags too full and i worry about them breaking.
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